Ariel, 22, from some tiny ass town in Georgia. Bisexual. Married to my best friend. 2nd year college dropout. I'm not good at adulting yet but if you ever need to talk to someone, my ask is always open :)
Anonymous said: Had this girl come through my line a few days ago when we were very busy and I was not having it anymore. Ask her if she knows our return policy and she cuts me off to say "no thank you." I just stare at her until she finally looks up from rifling in her bag and repeat my question, she seems a little embarassed and says "oh, yeah, sorry." Petty, I know, but after a terrible shift felt good. It costs 0 dollars to actually listen to the words coming out of my mouth, people.
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
-if you have 1 billion dollars you can spend one dollar a second (or 86,400 dollars a day) and only run out after 31 years
-jeff bezos has a net worth of 112 billion dollars. Assuming he spent 86,000 dollars a day he could live for 3551 years before running out of money
-some of Jeff bezos’ money is invested in things and not easily spendable. Assuming that figure is about 50% of his net worth he will run out of liquid money in 1775 years. If 80% of his money is invested it would be 710 years, at 90% it would be 355 years.
-jeff bezos is 54, assuming he lives to be 90 he has 36 years left to live. If he spends one dollar a second (86400 dollars a day) by the time he dies he will have spent approximately 1.02% of his net worth
-jeff bezos earns an average of 275 million dollars a day. The median salary for an Amazon employee is 28,000 dollars, meaning bezos earns more money in about 10 seconds than his average employee earns in a year
-assuming Jeff bezos continues to earn money at this rate, even if he spends 1 dollar a second, spending more than 3x the money in a day than his average employee earns in a year, he will still die with over 3.7 trillion dollars.
-we kill him now, redistribute his wealth, dance upon his grave.
college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points
if you’ve ever taken an ethics class with 19 year old rich white business majors, you should automatically get your degree because enduring four months of Ryan Henry Harrington III’s hot takes will be the hardest thing you ever have to do
